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Joke of the Day
"It's been pretty rough going, but I think I finally beat my crippling addiction to sobriety."
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"all restaurants are drive-thru if you drive hard enough"
"Keep the dream alive. Hit the snooze button."
"A math teacher ask his students, ""What is 5Q + 5Q?"" The class responds, ""10Q."" The teacher responds, ""You're welcome/"""
"What did the proctologist do to those poor people's butts? He rectum."
"Everyone always pets my pregnant wife's stomach and says 'congratulations' but no one ever rubs my balls and says 'good job'."
"""I'm sooo wasted,"" said My Opportunities."
"i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami"
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink."
"Q: Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes? A: He wanted to go bear foot."