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Joke of the Day
"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink."
Next Joke
"Fire Marshal: So why did you shoot off the flare gun? Me: Well I was out of ranch and the waitress kept walking past my table."
"I always say no to drugs. But, if they ever start deep frying them, I'm in big trouble."
"What's Goku's favorite subject? Super Science."
"Why did the vampire consider himself a good artist? He liked to draw blood!"
"Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet? In bent-toe boxes."
"What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory? Head Ganon"
"What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman? He invited her over to net fish and krill."
"Things You Will Never See In A Fortune Cookie"
"Me: I want cozy pajama pants for Christmas. Him: I was gonna get lingerie. Me: Trust me. VS won't have your size. Him: Me: *jazz hands*"