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Joke of the Day

"Why Do Jews Make Good Philosophers? They think that everything Israel."

"What do you call an irritated nerd? A noyd."

"What do you call a woman who can't draw? Tracy"

"[working at Bed Bath & Beyond] ME: Hi there, may I help you? What are you looking for? CUSTOMER: Shower head. ME: Sir, please, we just met."

"Enough is enough It's the exact same word"

"At this point, websites with sudden talking ads have probably taken more years off my life than smoking ever could."

"How did hitler like his women? just like his swastikas. No curves"

"There are three fourth graders, a white boy, a black boy, and an asian boy. Who have the biggest dick? The black kid. Cause he's 21. People here get butthurt by the simplest jokes. Good lord."

"My dad is my inspiration ...cause you never know when it's gonna hit you EDIT: missed a word"

"What did the hammer say to the drill? You're too boring."