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Joke of the Day
"Why Do Jews Make Good Philosophers? They think that everything Israel."
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"I regret having to say this, but it's the cold, hard truth. Never put a PayDay bar in the refridgerator. Damn thing is impossible to eat now."
"Him: Damn, girl, are you a math textbook? Her: No, why? Him: 'Cause you have a lot of fuckin' problems."
"Damn girl are you a slide in the ghetto? Because I seriously regret going down on you."
"Tried to make jokes on this plane about the other passengers' carryon bags, but they went over their heads"
"What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation."
"Need a cure joke... Anyone? I need a joke that involves the band The Cure ... Anyone know any (or can make one up)?"
"u think u had a bad day? smh think about the tree that just got cut down to make flyers for the next nickelback concert"
"Hmmm... If I throw a watch in the garbage.... Is that considered a waste of time..?"
"One wrong choice in a Nancy Drew Choose Your Own Aventure book and you're wearing a human intestine as a scarf in post-apocalyptic Boise."