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Joke of the Day
"What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation."
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"Comcast Cable acquiring Time Warner Cable is a lot like your proctologist acquiring a bigger finger."
"I realised I've got a road rage problem when my five-year-old daughter shouted... ...""Pick a fucking lane,you dickhead!"" While sitting in my grocery trolley."
"What did one reddit user say to the other? (Punch line in comments)"
"If Romeo & Juliet didn't die and were allowed to marry, they'd have kids, get fat, and eventually hate each other. So it was a happy ending"
"Taken 9 (2021): She got married she's with her husband relax man"
"What is Moses's favorite beer? Busch Light."
"Ever since I downloaded AdBlock on my computer... All the local girls in my area seem to have lost interest."
"The last time I refused a beer... I misunderstood the question"
"What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership? My newt."