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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl are you a slide in the ghetto? Because I seriously regret going down on you."
Next Joke
"A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it."
"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized""."
"*looks at selfie* ""Hmmm I need more flattering lighting"" *tries again inside an unlit abandoned coal mine* ""ahhh much better"""
"A boy ate a Pb and jelly sandwich And then died"
"""It says here you're very sarcastic?"" Actually it says sadistic ""why would you put that on a resume?"" I was being sarcastic"
"Waiter there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !"
"What did the dubstep valentine's day card say? I wub you"
"Remember that time I got drunk... Yeah me neither."
"What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common? They both go down for the count!!"