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Joke of the Day
"There was a big water fall in usa I believe its still there"
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"Maybe this lady is trying to perpendicular park."
"What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce? I did not see that coming."
"Want to Read a Bad Joke? A bad joke."
"A man walks into a crowded bar brandishing a gun... The man yells out ""WHOS BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE???"" A few moments later, a man in the back yells back ""YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BULLETS!""."
"I ate five cans of alphabet soup..... I had the biggest vowel movement of my life."
"Nicki Minaj is probably my favorite Dr. Seuss character."
"If you are going to send me boob pics, try and save them in the right image format. As a Nerd it's a major turnoff to get a .bmp"
"Knock! Knock! Who's there? ""Broken Pencil."" ""Broken Pencil Who?"" ""Never mind, it's pointless."""
"my anaconda don't want none unless you got snake food this time. last time u tried to feed him buns but the carbs are bad for him"