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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Kennedy was a sex addict? I guess that's why they call it the 'White' House ( )"

"What do you call a blood-thirsty optometrist? Macula."

"A great idea for Shark Tank Mark Cuban Cigars."

"Whats the difference between Donald Trump and a Vacuum? Nothing. Both are really loud, and full of shit."

"[fire] EVERYONE REMAIN CALM. Use the stairs. DO NOT use the elevators. We're on the 12th floor... *sigh* I guess I'm dying in a fire."

"How did the nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall. I'm sorry. This was just too wonderful to resist sharing."

"What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile? Boograr"

"What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A tyrano-snore-us rex."

"My wife wants me to be her sexual advisor She said:""if I want your fucking opinion I'll ask for it"""

"Why was Yoda afraid of seven? Because six seven eight."