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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that Kennedy was a sex addict? I guess that's why they call it the 'White' House ( )"
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"What happens when a guy with no legs dies? He punches the bucket"
"Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released? They're snowed-en!"
"Today, my teacher stated that he used to work for NASA. He told that class that he became a teacher because it paid more."
"So a child molester and a priest walk into a bar.. And he's the only one there."
"Did you hear Miley Cyrus does webcam gigs from her lounge now? You might say she's twerking from home."
"I've been told the best humour is self deprecating. But I'm rubbish at it."
"She sells sea shells on the: A) Shore B) Shore C) Shore D) Shore"
"Two antennas fell in love.. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH donald trump and hillary are stranded on a boat, and it sinks, so who survives? AMERICA"