118655
Joke of the Day
"Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even..."
Next Joke
"july 4th is my favorite holiday bc i can practice my Friends theme claps every time a firework explodes without anyone noticing"
"A cleaning service of men who think a hot girl is coming over in 20 minutes."
"Why did the airplane no longer work? Because it was **terminal**ly ill. I'll show myself out."
"Why do women have vaginas? So men will talk to them."
"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? A Staggersaurus."
"My wife told me to give her 12"" and make her scream... So I did her 3 times in the poop chute and wiped my junk on the curtain. (can't remember where I stole this from)"
"What do you get if you cross a drummer with Mike Tyson? A beatboxer."
"Sometimes you need a little distance to see things clearly, but other times it is obviously a bear and you should probably just run"
"What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA? Kicked out of the zoo."