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Joke of the Day

"Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed? He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep."

"How come if you eat two cookies you gain 3 lbs. Then when you take a major dump, you don't lose anything?"

"Why can't two blind people get along? They can't see eye to eye."

"Why do they call c-section the caesarian? Because when brutus stabbed caeser A baby fell out. Original shit *drops the mic"

"A doctor tells his patient he's got only six months to live. But the patient doesn't pay his bill on time, so the doctor gives him another six months."

"If a stripper got ""$20"" tattooed on each asscheek, she could bend over & say ""Hindsight's $20/$20!"" ...What a money maker!"

"Bro lets study on air plane why air plane For a higher education"

"I like how babies always look drunk. Even after only one beer."

"As seen on a masonry truck Cement shop robbed, police investigators find no concrete evidence"

"I don't like having long hair... ...but it's kind of growing on me"