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Joke of the Day
"What type of bagel can fly? A plain (plane) bagel!"
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"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback Go ahead, down vote me to oblivion Edit: thanks for all the love, appreciated"
"I love to run. Around the house. Chasing my toddler. Because she took my iced coffee."
"MOM DON'T COME IN!! *mom opens door & you're playing with pokemon, except they're real* HOW MUCH OF THE TRUTH ARE YOU READY TO HEAR MOM"
"Using a remote control is the closest most of us get to being wizards."
"There was a girl pushing an suv this morning while the guy steered. Feminists everywhere must be scissoring in victory."
"There was a fight in the Fish and Chip shop the other day The fish got *battered* and the chip got *a-salted*."
"Have you seen that old movie about the KKK? I hear it's a real cult classic."
"What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant."
"I was playing the Witcher 3 and I realized It should be called the Bitcher, cause I slay more pussy than monsters. ( )"