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Joke of the Day

"We were so satisfied with the year 2015 so we decided to hold out on 2016 and instead call it 2015*s+*"

"What Will Mexico's National Sport Become if Trump Is Elected? Pole Vaulting"

"Q: How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle? A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction"

"""It seems like many polls are turning against you. How do you respond?"" TRUMP: They should be sent back to Poland. Very dangerous people."

"The best curve on a girl is her smile. Lol just kidding, look at dat ass."

"If you met my friends, you would understand."

"Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she was hit by a bus."

"First witch: My hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes she's certainly gruesome."

"Mom wants me to have a baby girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.And I want a sane mother who isn't oblivious to my Italian bloodline."

"When my child is born I'll paint flames on him so when I stand with the other parents at the nursery I can say ""Thats my son. The fast one."""