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Joke of the Day

"""The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"""

"A child is being pushed around in a pink toy convertible while eating a chocolate frosted donut, and I want to ask her how she got this job."

"A black man asks a white man where the colored printer is. The white man smiles and says, ""My friend, in this day and age, you can use any printer."""

"What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball? Nothing, she just made gagging noises"

"""Are you girls straight?... ...lesbianest"""

"Whats a Floridian hookers favorite drink? Sunny-D"

"When I die, I want my ashes scattered in front of the TV."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Either have they."

"Two man are walking across a bridge. One of them fell... The other was called Bob"

"How do you fit 4 gays on one barstool? Flip it over!"