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Joke of the Day

"Why did the sea-monster eat 5 ships filled with potatoes? Because no one can eat just one potato ship."

"How do you call an unfanny comedian? A youtuber."

"A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly ""Awww look at the dead birdie."" The blonde stops looks up and says ""Where?"""

"After the explosion at the cheese factory... all there was left was de brie"

"I didn't like my haircut at first... But it's growing on me."

"I had this nightmare that Salma Hayek and Kevin Hart were trying to tell me something at the same time and expected me to understand it"

"What do hostages eat? #ThingsYouDontAskAlexa"

"What did the O say to the 8? Nice belt."

"Yesterday my wife caught me checking out our hot new neighbor and all she had to say to me was, ""It doesn't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home""."

"My head is throbbing, maybe i have amnesia nah, I don't remember hitting my head"