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Joke of the Day

"Roger Federer was doing an interview... ... when the interviewer asked him how he felt about his countries flag being displayed by so many of his fans in the arena he replied ""Well, it's a big plus"""

"Roommate: (looking over my shoulder at my files) What's ""goat_in_heels.wav"" (I slam my laptop shut & throw it through a closed window)"

"Do you know how to avoid click bait? Obviously not..."

"Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights."

"My mother picked up an Oreo but dropped it... My father looks and her and says, ""too bad you have butter fingers when you want an Oreo."""

"When wearing a logo or clever t-shirt, make sure your rack looks good. No one likes reading stuff on a lumpy, wavy surface. You too, ladies."

"What's worse then passing out at a party and getting a penis drawn on your forehead? Finding out that they traced it...."

"that moment when you and the driver next to you catch each other picking your noses and you both nod like you're in a secret club."

"What does Batman have in his lemonade? Just ice."

"FUN FACT: Hitler used to say goodbye to people, then come back into the room for something and make everyone awkwardly say goodbye again."