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Joke of the Day

"Apple said they are building a new car. Apple said they are building a new car but they are having trouble installing windows."

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"[MORBID] What do black people and apples have in common? They both look better hanging."
"Mitt Romney's dick tastes nice said Donald Trump."
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"What did Obama's dad say when his mom wanted anal? Well they don't call me ""Saddamy"" Hussein for nothing!"