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Joke of the Day

"Apple said they are building a new car. Apple said they are building a new car but they are having trouble installing windows."

"Kim Jong Un is 30, runs a dictatorship, executes ex-girlfriends, and openly threatens to annihilate the US. What am I doing with MY life?"

"What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands? new gloves for the cold days"

"When Bill Gates feels like a million bucks, he's having a crappy day."

"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui But oh how the tables have turned."

"What is a hipster russian roulette? You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free."

"[MORBID] What do black people and apples have in common? They both look better hanging."

"Mitt Romney's dick tastes nice said Donald Trump."

"It's not 'stealing tweets' if you believe in recycling."

"What did Obama's dad say when his mom wanted anal? Well they don't call me ""Saddamy"" Hussein for nothing!"