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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? A doyouthinkhe-saurus"
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"I really wish my coworker would stop asking me so many god damn work related questions while I'm staring at my phone"
"How can you tell if you're at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit."
"Always the camel, never the toe."
"I've spent the last hour masturbating on the couch. This psychiatrist seems to be taking a lot of notes."
"""making decisions"" Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions? . Student: Well...yes and no."
"Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of Ooze'!"
"Men get frustrated because they don't understand how women think. Women get frustrated because they understand how men think."
"Me: ""Has anybody seen my henlay?"" You: ""what's a henlay?"" Me: "".....eggs"" :-,"
"Any dude who waits for Valentines Day to treat his woman like a Queen is failing 364 days a year."