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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? A doyouthinkhe-saurus"
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"What do you call it when a banana eats another banana? Canabananalism EDIT: Thanks for all the support, only my second reddit post and I'm surprised this got as many upvote a as it did!"
"[on plane] Me: It's ok, more ppl are killed by hippos than by plane crashes Pilot: This is your captain speaking, I'm a hippo btw Me: Nooooo"
"What did the socialist use before candles? Electricity."
"Morning workout: Turn on treadmill. Untangle headphones for 14 minutes. Get frustrated, leave and eat doughnuts."
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."
"My penis was once in the Guinness Book of World Records. Then the librarian told me to take it out."
"Simba was moving too slow So I told him to Mufasa"
"I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing."
"Hooters needs to change its sign. All these years I thought I was eating owl wings."