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Joke of the Day

"I really wish my coworker would stop asking me so many god damn work related questions while I'm staring at my phone"

"If fire hydrants have H2O inside them, what do they have outside? K9P"

"If you rub two sticks together fast enough, you'll eventually start a widespread panic on the subway."

"Not Joking, Will I get in trouble if I tell a dirty joke that involves Obama, Bush and Pelosi? (its very dirty)"

"What's red and bad for your teeth? ...A brick"

"You know what the most infuriating thing ever is? [removed]"

"'It's ok, I'm from the internet', I whisper from under your bed as you call the police."

"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people But none of them work"

"Giving my wife a bikini wax for the first time. Should I wake her up or just let it be a surprise?"

"What was Hitler's least favorite sauce? Jus"