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Joke of the Day

"Any dude who waits for Valentines Day to treat his woman like a Queen is failing 364 days a year."

"A man fell into a river. Why did he refuse help? He was in The Nile"

"Yo mama is so fat... That the sorting hat put her in the waffle house!"

"I enjoy hitting my kids with my belt. I also never take my belt off."

"I put a picture of myself in a locket. You could say I'm... independent"

"Why did princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt."

"A man walks into a library to check out a book for men with small penises. The librarian looks on her computer and says, ""I don't know if it's in yet."" ""Yeah that's the one"""

"Why did the irishman wear two condoms? to be sure, to be sure."

"Why are gardeners better problem solvers than politicians Because gardeners really get to the root of the problem."

"Dark jokes are like Malaysian Airlines flights They're either hit or miss."