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Joke of the Day
"Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!"
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"Why is Jennifer Lawrence the only one freaking out about the nude photo leak? Because she's the only one with a fat load on her face."
"saw girl I have crush on with her new fiance at Ikea but you know what they say, when God closes a Stras Innjrden he opens a Fonstrvivig"
"What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows? A Helenkelicopter."
"If used correctly, Twitter can be used as an antidepressant. Just don't take it as a suppository."
"Just finishing up my taxes and am now a little worried about my tax software. It just recommended I slip across the border into Mexico."
"I'm practicing emotional abstinence I haven't given a fuck in years"
"""Let's blast some Jack Johnson and call each other Broseph and dump our girlfriends with a text."" -Dudes who wear salmon colored jean shorts"
"Like father, like son Son: Dad, why do people suffer so much in life? Dad: ... for the final five push-ups."
"Why Does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle."