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Joke of the Day
"Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!"
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"""Alright kids, I just got off the phone. Now, raise your hands if your parents are still alive!"" ""Not so fast, Billy."""
"Why does everyone make fun of Batmans old suit, the one with the nipples? Bats have nipples. Hell, that's the most sensitive part of a bat."
"Who makes coffee for the U.N.? The French Press Secretary!"
"I guess Phillip Hughes was the first Aussie To die of a bowler. Badum Tiss."
"How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Frat boys don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in puddles of vomit..."
"Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons? Because it wanted autumnomy"
"The weather in England is like the Muslims in Iraq. It's either Sunni, or Shiite."
"Jessica Simpson had her baby. Apparently, Kanye busted into the delivery room and said Beyonce had the best baby of all time."
"'Come over,' she begged. 'I need you right now!' 'Just turn it off and on again,' he sighed. He hated these late night rebooty calls."