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Joke of the Day

"saw girl I have crush on with her new fiance at Ikea but you know what they say, when God closes a Stras Innjrden he opens a Fonstrvivig"

"Whiteboy who needs a haircut Justin Beiber in the front, Duck Dynasty in the back"

"Why did the pig quit running the the marathon? He had a problem with his hamstring."

"Flirt with him. Drop down and pick up your asthma inhaler. Look back, readjust your glasses."

"Wife: did you know there's an ""I hate Jeff"" group that meets in the park? Me: yes I started it I am the president"

"Why did Sean Connery say he quit his mall Santa job? I got tired of all the kids asking to shit on my lap."

"Why do sorority girls travel in odds? Because they can't even!"

"If my work did a 'fireman' style calendar, I'd probably get stuck with Mr... Photographer"

"What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring? Sinkhole de Mayo"

"Why Ireland so rich? Because its capital is always Dublin."