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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows? A Helenkelicopter."

"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty"

"What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair? *Roll-AIDS*"

"What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down? His Doughnuts."

"I found out why the Ringling Brothers Circus closed down. All the clowns moved to Washington D.C."

"What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? They both know how to throw a good hoe down."

"[spelling bee] Your word is ""pneumonia"". ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Of course, you can use any word in a sentence. No more hints."

"My best friend's marriage is such an inspiration. As a reminder that there are worse things than dying alone."

"A Teacher asked for the chemical formula for water Teacher: Alright so what is the chemical formula for water? Me: HIJKLMNO Teacher: What are you even saying?! Me: You told us it was H to O!"

"I bought a thesaurus at a store today. Brought it home to find all the pages were blank... I have no words to describe how angry I am"