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Joke of the Day

"Why is Jennifer Lawrence the only one freaking out about the nude photo leak? Because she's the only one with a fat load on her face."

"Today I went to a zoo who's only animal was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu."

"What do you call a pirate's girlfriend? Pirate bae"

"What did the tampon say to the other? Nothing; they were both stuck up cunts!"

"most people don't realize that chickpeas only get $0.79 for every $1 a manpea makes"

"Baby seal So a baby seal walks into a club..."

"Just seen a fish swim into a wall of concrete Dam"

"Like I said before, I hate repeating myself"

"What do you call potato friends? Spuddies"

"What's a panda's favourite drink? Bambooze"