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Joke of the Day
"Peyton Manning is opening a bakery. As a special promotion, he's giving away turnovers."
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"How many guys in the Friendzone does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just stand around complimenting it then get pissed when it doesn't screw."
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"What's the difference between a Chick Pea and Garbanzo Bean?? I've never had a Garbanzo Bean on my face..."