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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's an educated hole in the wall? A: A wisecrack."
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"Ill A very ill man goes to his doctor, he asks the doctor what to do. 'Take a lot of mud baths' the doctor says. 'Why?' the man asks. 'So you can get used to the ground of course!'"
"When I hear ""This call is being monitored for quality assurance"" I think ""Cool, let's see how bad this person wants their job."""
"What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef."
"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous I see a lot of new faces here and I'm very disappointed."
"request for a new client, your honor, i think this one's guilty"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Panther. Panther who? Panther no panth I'm going thwimming."
"Why do Jews have blue penises? Because they're tight-fisted wankers."
"how do you know you are a real redneck? you let your 12yr old daughter smoke in front of her kids."
"There are two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."