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Joke of the Day
"Feminists: Look on the bright side... There will be more women in the White House than ever!"
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"What do you call a black guy flying an air plane? A pilot. You racist asshole."
"Policie arrested 2 kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other one was eating fireworks. One kid was charged, but the other one took off."
"How do you confuse a palaeontologist? Give them a used tampon and ask what period it's from."
"Me: WHAT DO WE WANT?! Him: ""Nothing. I'm good."" WHEN DO WE WANT IT? ""Seriously, knock it off."" I GOT A NEW BULLHORN! ""I can see that.."
"Why do women fake orgasms? I wish they'd just be honest. I've only faked an orgasm once, when I was being mugged..... That scared him off."
"Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter? Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken."