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Joke of the Day

"I'll never forget what my grandfather said to me right before he kicked the bucket. ""Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball She choked"

"What did the square say to the blob? You're out of shape."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown... and one says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"Right now, somewhere in China, someone is wokking their dog"

"[interview] BOSS: So I see you majored in communication? ME: No...miscommunication BOSS: Your resume clearly says communication ME: See?"

"What did the alcoholic 7 get diagnosed with? Heptatitis"

"Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony? He kept getting in everyone's hair."

"My new girlfriend asked me how I felt about kids. With my hands was apparently not the right answer."