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Joke of the Day
"Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony? He kept getting in everyone's hair."
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"I thought more people would laugh at my candy joke... But all I heard was a few snickers."
"I can eat an untied shoe lace and poop it out tied I shit you knot!"
"Police in Yorkshire have discovered a new method of taking Ecstasy, where users dab it into their mouths... E by gum"
"Spain at the 2014 World Cup"
"How do Mexican dogs say ""hello"" when in Japan? Konnichihuahua"
"ants what has 2 legs, and eats ants? Uncles"
"Saw an accident on the highway today that made me feel like a short-sighted man in a strip club... I couldn't see much but there was definitely a semi involved."
"How do you make a black nervous? Take him to an auction."
"What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him? 'ey, get off me homes!"