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Joke of the Day

"What did the alcoholic 7 get diagnosed with? Heptatitis"

"If there's one thing that I've learned it's, that I should have learned way more than one thing."

"How do you know if a girl is on her period? Shut up!"

"My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside."

"How do you get negative inflation ? Deflation."

"I fell and hit my head on my drum set today... Me: Dad, I think I have a concussion Dad: No son, you have a PER-cussion"

"I found a shop that sells clothing made of brick. It's a hardware store."

"What do you call two British men, searching for a donkey? Assless chaps. Source: http://www.mrlovenstein.com/images/comics/345_daft_for_donkey.png"

"How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ? You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction."

"How Did Harry Potter Get Down The Hill? Walking. Jk Rowling."