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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs? Con-Descending"
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"The 4 stage of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus 3. You are Santa Clause 4. You look like Santa Claus"
"what do you call a band made of special needs kid System of the downs"
"Newt Gingrich's face looks like a fat woman's knee."
"I think there's nothing cooler than being a lone wolf ...except at wolf picnics, when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races."
"I would tell you a gay joke... Butt fuck it"
"How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself."
"When you're talking about everything and nothing Your talking two extreme."
"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."
"Cute stranger: *smiles at me* Me: *already imagining who will get custody of the dog*"