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Joke of the Day

"I was going to make a joke about that bus that rolled over and killed the driver and 9 passengers... But there's no pun in ten dead."

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"Some relationships can survive only online."
"My wife said ""If you switch off the light, I will take it up the ass."" She let out a scream. Maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool off first..."
"Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!"
"I like my men like I like my books; easy to read and waiting for me in bed. ... And does the dishes. Ok this isn't working"
"What did the square say to the blob? You're out of shape."
"My girlfriend is homophobic... she's afraid I'm a gay."
"""Get over yourself."" *Me teaching clones how to play leapfrog"
"If you lose your hearing,... is it ear replaceable?"
"When I see my cat watching out the window, fascinated, I sit beside her and say, 'Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.'"
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