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Joke of the Day
"I wish we could still defeat bullies with synchronized dancing like in the 80s"
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"My friend and I applied for work at the new submarine factory. I don't know if we'll get jobs, but we'll see what surfaces."
"I lay on the grass looking up at the clouds. 'That woolly one looks like a fist' I say, as Jack punches me again."
"I wish I was poor one day in my life... Because being poor everyday sucks..."
"Why did the synagogue ban Monopoly? Because the fights over who got to be the banker were getting bloody"
"Looking for a book club where you have to discuss the same one every week? Try organized religion!"
"Why did the women's studies major go to college? To study a broad"
"My father always told me it isn't real money if you don't make it yourself..... of course that was before he got arrested for counterfeiting."
"It's so unsettling meeting a baby with a grown man's name. No I don't want to hold Keith but can he look over my investment portfolio for me"
"My Daughter wants a Cinderella-themed party, so I invited all her friends over and made them clean my house."