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Joke of the Day

"Bilbo Baggins walks into a strip club and sees his cousin making it rain on a stripper. Unimpressed by this, he proceeds to shout... ...""Don't Fro Doh""."

"I got attacked by a yob with bat down the local park yesterday.. I was really impressed with how well he had it trained"

"The most important lesson I learned from watching The Muppet Show is when cooking meth always test your product on the drummer of the band"

"So a husband asked his wife if it was possible to feel happy and sad at the same time..... She responded that he had the biggest dick out of his brothers."

"My crush said he made his phone keys sticky thinking of me so I dumped him. I'm disgusted. What kind of loser still has keys on his phone?"

"Why was the blind guy always so happy? He couldn't see any reason not to be!"

"whats a Mexicans favorite video game? Borderlands"

"How do you clean a seat for a woman? Wipe your face"

"My 9 year old son just told me this one Q: What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship? A: A decade Ba dum tish."

"What idiot named it the English Channel instead of the BB Sea"