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Joke of the Day
"whats a Mexicans favorite video game? Borderlands"
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"I can already hear the birds judging me for sleeping till noon tomorrow."
"What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic."
"What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? ~~A park bench can support a a family~~ One you sit on and the other is a park bench."
"What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween? Pump Kin"
"How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Two. One to eat it, another to look out for traffic!"
"*petting a dog* So how long have you been blind, officer? *gets arrested*"
"It's so sad... that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs"
"What's the difference between a Jew and harry potter? Harry can escape the chamber."
"How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb? ""No, that's all right. I'll just sit here in the dark."""