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Joke of the Day
"How do you clean a seat for a woman? Wipe your face"
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"How does James Bond sleep? Around."
"Hundreds of years ago, a group of fat women secretly met under the cover of darkness. That night, they invented the word ""voluptuous."""
"Traffic cop: Just blow into this for me sir. Man in car: But that's a balloon. Traffic cop: if you just cooperate sir, it'll soon be a dog."
"Why is the grass greener in Ireland, than it is in England? It's because we are all over here in England, walking on your grass."
"Did you hear the one about Ferguson? It's a riot."
"Have you heard about this? It's a pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing."
"How long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm? Who cares?"
"What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech? Checkmate!"
"#NotMyPresident Yes, we know. You are illegal immigrants, your president is Enrique Pena Nieto"