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Joke of the Day

"I changed my Ipod's name to Titanic Its Syncing"

"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks!"

"What is the volume of pizza? Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius^2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza."

"2 Scientists walk into a bar... The first one tells the bartender, ""I'd like some H2O"" Upon hearing that, the second scientist says, ""I'd like some water too. Jimmy, we're not in the lab anymore..."""

"I wish all black men were like unicorns... gay."

"I've made too many withdrawals from the spank bank... They tell me my count is getting low."

"Classic knock knock joke nsfw Knock knock Who's there? Argo Argo who Argo fuck yourself!"

"I love Christmas lights! ... they remind me of politicians. They all hang together, half the buggers don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright!"

"About Lily Probably a repost but I don't care: Why did Lily fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lily."

"What separates man from animals? According to Donald Trump, the wall he is going to build."