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Joke of the Day
"I wish all black men were like unicorns... gay."
Next Joke
"""Honey, it's time we talk to him about the roaches & the fleas"" ""You mean the birds & the bees?"" ""DEAR GOD WOMAN HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ROOM!"""
"What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says ""Ribbit."""
"Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !"
"Diarrhea is hereditary It runs in your genes"
"Chuck Norris was born May 6th 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7th 1945."
"I have an on again off again relationship with clothing."
"I finally found out what FDA stands for. Fucking Die Already"
"My new years resolutions are: 1: Stop making lists. B: Be more consistent. 7: Learn to count."
"I had a parrot that talked . . . but it never said, ""I'm hungry."" So it died."