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Joke of the Day
"Why did the star go to the bathroom? Because it had to Twinkle."
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"I can't wait until the year 2054 when the easy-listening music you hear in elevators will be Skrillex."
"TIFU by rubbing yeast infection cream on my face whoops wrong scrub"
"What did the blind, one-legged retarded kid get for Christmas? cancer"
"How does the pope refer to his secret superhero identity? It's his altar ego."
"I don't do innuendos, but slipping alternative names for poo into sentences is something I do do sometimes."
"What does a suicidal man say to a suicidal girl? Hey, wanna hang?"
"I'm not saying I don't like you, but if you had an open wound I'd hand you a salt shaker."
"What do deviant nuns have? Big bad habits."
"It's a pleasure to see you and another not to see."