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Joke of the Day

"About Lily Probably a repost but I don't care: Why did Lily fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lily."

"Does your face hurt? Well it's killing me."

"I only had one beer Cupcake Can i call you Cupcake? No?? Okay, I only had one beer Officer."

"Will carrying a torch save you from an attacking bear? Depends on how fast you can carry it."

"As a cat burglar most of my late night break-ins are actually well orchestrated attempts to pet other peoples animals."

"I always say no to drugs... But they never listen."

"A new study finds that chicken isn't as healthy for you as once thought. ""Just don't ask to see our data"" clucked one feathered researcher."

"My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees. I thought she was joking... and then I saw her face..."

"""Mom, do you have time to play Crazy 8's?"" ""No I'm making dinner, I don't have the time to learn a new game right now."" ""It's not new, it was made in the 1960's"""

"What do you call a really quiet dog? A subwoofer."