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Joke of the Day
"Analysts are suprised Chris Christie ran for president in the first place They thought he'd walk"
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"My technique with women is, I sneak up behind them and scream obscenities in their ear when they turn round I'm wearing a nice sweater and holding a kitten. I call it Shock and Awwww!'"
"So I had this idea to make money by selling bottled bottles ...It made no cents"
"Why do rappers always get arrested? Because he who did the rhyme did the crime"
"I saw Michael J. Fox in a gardening centre the other day... He had his back to the fuchsia."
"I'd rather take a bullet for my son than cover for him when mom asks who left the dirty dishes in the sink..."
"Canadians spend about $3.5 billion annually in Florida Plus the $5 tip."
"An interesting fact about the word ""poop."" While saying the word ""poop"" your mouth resembles your anus while pooping. Another great example of this relationship is with the word ""diarrhea."""
"How do you spot a meth - head in Wal-Mart... In the light - bulb isle with their cart turned upside down, fixing a squeaky wheel."
"[guy who just got out of prison on a technicality] ""what were you in for?"" murder, a guy... a guy... ""spit it out man"" a guy, interrupted me"