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Joke of the Day

"My local electronics retailer is having a fire sale. The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is the hottest item."

"I just put a bottle antifreeze in the freezer. Place your bets now."

"The signature dish of a restaurant called the Twisted Rooster: Mobius Chicken Strips."

"A fox: People aren't so bad. I hear they named a news station after us. [Watches 1 minute of Hannity] We attack the humans at dawn."

"[Meta] A word on 9/11 jokes."

"Saw a bad accident from my hot air balloon so I tried landing to help but just ended up killing everyone even worse"

"What do you call a fish with no eye? (x-post: /r/badjokes) Fsh."

"What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic? Llamanated"

"Two condoms..... Two condoms pass a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Let's go in and get shit-faced."""

"What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !"