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Joke of the Day
"ADELE: hello from the outside ME (closing blinds): a restraining order means nothing to that woman"
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"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino....."
"My boss told me she would screw me if I worked all the free overtime I possibly could."
"So I peed on my phone last night man was I pissed."
"Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street? Resident: No it's 66 but we turn it upside down to confuse people."
"Why did the Dollar note become 4 Quarters? Because it wanted ""to change"". *ducks*"
"why public hairs not gone white ?"
"I don't have a problem with idiots... I have a problem with the fact they they have an internet connection."
"How to make-out - 1. Hold her close 2. Kiss passionately 3. Don't mention the budget deficit or your father"
"My arms sometimes get tired during sex and I drop my phone on my face."