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Joke of the Day

"When you ask if I want fries or salad, I'll pretend it's a tough choice and we'll enjoy a genial laugh before you bring me more ketchup."

"A man walks into a bell tower and shoots 16 people... America responds by restricting access to bell towers."

"When someone looks over my shoulder while I'm on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, ""HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME."""

"What do you call a fake noodle? ...*dramatic pause*... An imPASTA!"

"There should be a multi-event competition for finding out who the funniest people in the world are. We could call it the LOLympics."

"Well this should spice things up. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me."

"How does Ellen DeGeneres fire an arrow? With her Les-bow."

"What's an Atheist's favorite joke book? The bible. Please don't kill me for this."

"What's the only thing worse than a poop joke? A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it."

"Brexit EU now has 1 GB of free space!!"