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Joke of the Day

"When someone looks over my shoulder while I'm on the computer, I open up a new tab and start searching, ""HOW TO KILL THE PERSON BEHIND ME."""

"Why is Dick short for Richard? Genetics, I guess"

"How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way? A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week."

"My joke Did you hear about the procrastinator telling a joke. Answer. I,l tell you later."

"I can turn water into Kool-Aid. Your move Jesus."

"Things that don't kill bees 1. Furniture polish 2. Febreeze 3. Butter 4. Screaming"

"""Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes"" is actually a song about everything that will hurt when you hit about 30 years old."

"Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected sex They get lemon-aids"

"So I was having sex with this girl.. When suddenly she asks me: ""Doesn't it bother you that I'm 13??"" So I replied: ""Not really, I've never been superstitious"""

"Why do bird watchers invest so much money in breast cancer awareness? Because they are greatly satisfied by seeing Tucans."