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Joke of the Day
"I just called. To say. I texted you."
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"My dick is so average... It's struggling with student loan debt but doesn't even use it's degree... Or Can handle about 5-6 beers before it's totally useless Or Its like the Toyota corolla of dicks"
"I don't always tell dad jokes But when i do, he laughs"
"How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone? Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry"
"Who was Mako Mori's existentialist monk brother? Memento."
"My sensitive toothpaste can't stop crying."
"Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall"
"Why did Russia lose the race? Because it was Stalin! edit: Sorry! Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them."
"""KIDS, GET YOUR SHOES ON WE'RE LEAVING FOR SCHOOL IN SIX HOURS!!!"" -- Centipede parents"
"The founder of strepsils died this week There will be no coffin at the funeral"