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Joke of the Day
"The founder of strepsils died this week There will be no coffin at the funeral"
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"Relationships are like a seesaw. If one of you gets too bored or too fat, the fun's over."
"What happened when the gay guy put a nicoderm patch on his wiener? He cut down to two butts a day"
"that fuzzy feeling when he puts his arm around u for the first time and then his other arm and then his other arm then u realize HE A SPIDER"
"Facebook is where you'll find people sharing screenshots of sarcastic tweets and commenting ""stupid""."
"Is it cocky to have 2 penises? I think its 2 cocky."
"Looking for a job on Craigslist. A guy wants to pay $150 to borrow a valid driver's license to rent a car. What could possibly go wrong?"
"I never feel more racist than when trying to find my waiter at a Mexican restaurant."
"""I rapidly kidnapped a happily napping kid"" is not only a fun tongue twister, but also a Felony! ...or so my lawyer tells me."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur Trannyosaurus Rex"