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Joke of the Day
"Who was Mako Mori's existentialist monk brother? Memento."
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"Why did Mufasa die? Because he didn't Mufasa-nuff."
"Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married... Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married, we always answer: Me: Eight wonderful years. Wife: Eleven years."
"Trev's antisocial challenge: walk up to the first coworker you see and say, ""I'm sorry you feel threatened by my triceps."""
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"Fox news in four words: ""I'm not racist, but..."""
"If I had to list one thing I'm truly outstanding at I think it would be ripping open resealable bags so they are no longer sealable."
"Sometimes, if you believe in something hard enough and deeply enough, nothing happens."
"I know some folks who could use a 12 step program. Where 11 of those steps should be to the edge of a cliff."
"How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer? The extrovert looks at your feet when talking."