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Joke of the Day

"My sensitive toothpaste can't stop crying."

"I've always wanted to be an organ trader But I didn't have the stomach for it."

"Why does Bob Ross not use a condom? Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents."

"He's hot, I swear! Hang on, let me find another photo..."

"A three legged dog walked into a saloon. Said..""I'm looking for the man that shot my Pa."""

"Whats the difference between a murder and Hamlet performed by geese? Nothing, they're both fowl play"

"What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution? A pigeon... ""Coup, coup"""

"In answer to the question ""would you have sex with bill Clinton"" 87 percent of Americans responded No. Not again"

"I dented my Ford Focus and now it's blurry."

"What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States? Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble."