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Joke of the Day

"The wind is such a whore... ...it blows everyone."

"Quentin Tarantino always looks like he walked through a car wash."

"There's a big difference between writing poetry, and just making stories with rhymes. Guess which one I'm good at, limes."

"Do cats stutter? No, but they paws. Credit: u/magneticman245"

"I never trust a Tom. They are far too often involved in foolery or peeping for my liking."

"Knock, Knock Who's there? Hitler. Hitler who? For denying the holocaust you are now sentenced to ten years in an Austrian prison."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you."

"Imagine coming home from a long vacation and finding your bathroom towels are wet from just being used. I can do that to your ex if you want"

"How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman? Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald."

"Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes."