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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman? Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald."

"What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book? Where The Wildlings Are"

"I yell at my grandma to see if she is still alive It's a win win situation, either she's still alive or my inheritance just came in."

"Instead of chasing after Taylor Swift, I'm just going to wait until she breaks up with everyone else so I'm all that's left."

"Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9."

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."

"take our dunkin donuts survey and be entered to win $50000! question 1: how sure can you *really* be that they are your real parents?"

"Breaking News: United States is now the largest producer of salt. So Salty..."

"Whats the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger"

"I try to keep it gangster, so I just walked into the grocery store and shouted ""Scuze me! Could you direct me to the motha fuckin bakery?!"""