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Joke of the Day

"I never trust a Tom. They are far too often involved in foolery or peeping for my liking."

"I trimmed all the bushes in the front yard to make my house look bigger."

"I Hate Jamaicans in Bed Because they jam you till your aican"

"What do whales and milk have in common? They both cum in gallons."

"Asked a tennis player about his views on Trumps 2nd Amendment gaffe ( joke ) and Omar Mateens father sitting right behind her in her rally 1. Trumps Comment: Foul 1. Hillary's: Unforced Error"

"She said she was a free spirit. That's good. Wasn't sure how I'd pay for a spirit."

"I like .... Every knows I like my kids the way I like farmed chicken Caged I like my kids the way I like my wine 7 years old and in my basement Post some good ones in the comments"

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the shit out of the dogs."

"Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back."

"Why was the Moon in a bad mood? It was just going through one of its phases."